Has a large dick that will put all the bitches in a trance at sight even if it's just the sight of it in a knot in his pants.
by Greasypeanut February 20, 2015
A Spande (or Spandlay) is a great person. Just like an Alexander he'll make your life better.
The first Spande originates from Denmark, and is a true gentleman.
You can define a Spande, if the person is loyal, smashingly good looking, verbatim, honest and affectionate.
The word 'Spande' is derived not from the Danish word 'spand' or 'bucket' in English, as many erroneously believe.
The first Spande originates from Denmark, and is a true gentleman.
You can define a Spande, if the person is loyal, smashingly good looking, verbatim, honest and affectionate.
The word 'Spande' is derived not from the Danish word 'spand' or 'bucket' in English, as many erroneously believe.
Random person #1: Wow, I just had the best day of my life.
Random person#2: Ohh, how come?
Random person#1: I spent all day hanging out with a Spande!
Random person#2: Noo waay!
Random person#2: Ohh, how come?
Random person#1: I spent all day hanging out with a Spande!
Random person#2: Noo waay!
by syvogfyrre60 May 13, 2012
The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.
Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!
Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'
Regular version!
Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.
Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'
Regular version!
Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.
by Extralongostrich August 17, 2013