a speedy sped

a sped that will outsmart you in every way

"is that a speedy sped?"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

Sped

1. Past tense of "to speed"
2. Having a low IQ.

1. My car sped down the highway last night

by 5'1"Racer July 20, 2004

Spedding

A bad ass! Don't fuck with her/him they will fuck you up! They are also hotties!

Don't fuck with spedding dude your gonna get fucked!!!

by Bunny_boo January 20, 2018

Spedhead

An idiot who is incapable of doing any work and is annoying . Is a mainly Australian word.

Your a bloody spedhead do some thing for once

by Sick lad November 4, 2018

SPDS

Shaved Pussy Distraction Syndrome - serious condition requiring much hands on therapy resulting from finding out the girl you are talking to shaves completely and your ability to focus on even the most mundane detail is completely dissolved.

though we have been friends for years now, once I found out Danika was completely shaved I developed a wicked case of SPDS and couldn't hold even the simplest conversation with her without thinking of her naked.

by Ivan Bliminse October 31, 2011

chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007