Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

by Neezy M January 1, 2008

stocking

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.

Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.

by schneider the writer October 15, 2008

Snorking

The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!

I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.

by Aged Punk June 22, 2012

Snorking

what the cool kids call snorkling

the weather's great for snorking

by MattelToys January 20, 2009

socking it

To use socks as toilets so you don't have to stop playing Everquest, World of Warcraft, Second Life, etc... even for a few minutes.

A man who refused to stop playing Everquest pioneered the socking it technology. He was found dead in his basement with his computer from the conditions he was "living" in.

by corenothing September 8, 2007

Smocking

The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.

Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.

by lamenralus August 10, 2010

Snorking

When practicing the Mormon act of soaking, you fall asleep and start snoring.

Snorking is for sleepers

Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.

Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep

by Goatsnorker September 23, 2015