Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010

Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.

After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies

by Hubmonster January 7, 2010

Strawberry Smoothie

When you cum in a girl on her period then continue fucking to mix it up. Then proceed to let the girl squat over your mouth and queef the pink liquid into your mouth.

My cousin made me a tasty ass strawberry smoothie this Christmas

by ThaPussayDestroyer February 4, 2020

Smoother

A metro sexual type man who shaves his body to attract the opposite or same sex.

Hey Jamie , look at that fucking smoother.

by Syarrow October 14, 2018

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie

"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."

by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007