Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Dark Skating

the best skate 3 team to ever exist it is the pog team it is extremely good

yo have you heard of the best skate 3 team dark skating?

by enverbittys March 4, 2022

Thought skating

Mainly used as a verb.

Usually when daydreaming. When you think of multiple things or activities at the same time. Many times it helps with planning and brain storming.

I have spent a lot of time thought skating about this event, but I would welcome more input.

by Suziisgullible August 15, 2022

Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.

Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.

by The women of Earth June 1, 2023

Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.

Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.

by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024

Finger skating

When a guys girl is being an ice cold bitch while lying together in bed. The man starts some nice talk and a Lil diddle fingers moving around like Brian Boitono at the Olympicsso that her icy coldness becomes a hot, wet oasis for a nice dip.

"Sarah was pissed I was looking at Nichole, so when I got home I did a lil finger skating. Next thing I know I'm drained, lying on the bed, and she brought me a sandwich."

by Tragicallyunhip February 7, 2026