perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

sloan

To joke around or poke fun at.

She meant it as a sloan, but many people took her seriously and got triggered.

That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.

Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?

by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017

Sloan

Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!

Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.

by meme_lord? May 30, 2019

Sloan

Small titty little sister. There I said it

Sloan really out here lookin like a 2 by 4

by Classroom clown July 23, 2019

Shounen-ai

Anime guy on guy!(what else on earth is hotter may I ask??)

Dude...did you see that hott gravatation picture with Yuki and...that other dude?

by Skittles! May 28, 2005

Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

by BrookeInFlorida November 21, 2011