Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth

My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth

by The whale May 22, 2015

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

Chicken Slong

basically, a chicken with a slong , it may be impossiable but its funny and catchy to say .
A chicken with a huge penis

Used as an insult

shut up you chicken slong

by Cupofteawithwings June 16, 2010

Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

by Nick September 8, 2003

spongebob syndrome

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

by teeny0584 October 13, 2006

Slange

The consumption of alcohol in a social surrounding, especially to excess.

Derived from the Scots toast 'slange var', traditionally said at dinner with the right foot on the table.

Aye mate, we were in a total slange cave before we came to the club, so slighty the worse for wear.

Few more tins of Tenny's down ye and ye'll be pure slanged.

Tuesday nights are an opportunity for epic slange if you aren't facing a breathaliser the morning after.

by Wellparker October 21, 2008