The Red Sled

A sexual act where a female is on her period and a male removes her tampon and proceeds to place the tampon in her butthole, then begins sexual intercourse.

I gave your mom the red sled last night man it was awesome.

by steelpat September 19, 2014

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Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

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Sled Doggin'

Sled Doggin' : While plowing a double headed siamese twin from the back, you grab each by the ponytail and take them for a ride. While yelling out "mush mush"!

I WAS SLED DOGGIN' LAST NIGHT WITH MY DOUBLE HEADED SIAMESE GIRLFRIEND AT HER PLACE.

by Guntilator 2000 April 21, 2022

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A person who eats, sleeps, researches, dreams and talks constantly about Snowmobiling. People that think about Snowmobiling in the Summertime, chat on sled forums wearing their bathing suit and like fixing and tweaking their own Snowmobiles. This also includes somebody who spends all their time drooling in front of the dealership showcase.

My wife is starting to get pissed about my constant sled-talk. Yeah sure last season was jacked due to mother nature but us Sled Head's don't give up that easily.

by Juan Smokiblunt February 16, 2022

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Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

by @slvy394 May 21, 2018

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