skellytonpens

the coolest mutual made me cry at least once and istg if u send me one more tbhk angst video imma flip 🙏 anyways keep with those tbhk videos

“ Skellytonpens is cool “

“ Ik u don’t gotta tell me “

by Grey!! October 4, 2021

Skullscuses

A completely fabricated story about why someone is unable to do something they swore up and down they would do.

Person A: “I’ll be at next training I promise.”
Person A next day: “Guys I was attacked by a killer rat who bit off my finger so I won’t be at training.”
Person B: “Thats totally some Skullscuses.”

by Relative Insanity April 21, 2022

buffalo skills

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.

Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.

by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004

the skills of mad

just another way of saying mad skills

-How'd you get a 100 on that test?
-Cause i have the skills of mad!

by kate w. January 2, 2006

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

job skills

When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.

I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

It smells like broke boy

What you say to somebody when they don’t have AirPods and you do.

Wyatt:”Nate it smells like broke boy.”
Nate:”hey not everybody can afford air pods.”

by Meme lord Nate January 11, 2019