skeeter Koon

A person who isn’t all there in the head

Wow that person reminds me of a skeeter Koon

by mypoopootastesgood May 31, 2024

Skeeter

A game in which a vibrator is passed around in a circle until someone orgasms

Do you guys want to play a round of skeeter tonight?

by Bone… June 7, 2024

skeeterplopper

When you are dropping a deuce while masturbating and you time it as such that you ejaculate at the very same time that a turd hits the water with a loud plop!

I had to crap and was very horny so I thought I could get rid of both at the same time with a healthy skeeterplopper!

by jnywadd January 2, 2025

Skeeter Jean

A super awesome YouTuber known for exposing pedos and calling them out on YouTube. His catchphrase is “You’ve just been skeeted in 4K and he’s based on Chris Hansen

Man, skeeter Jean is a fucking legend!

by California Karen Patrol November 29, 2025

dread skeeter

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.

Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.

by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009

A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016