Senita

N: A person oblivious to their own miscues, often filled with excuses, and quick to place blame on anyone but themselves.

When confronted on their shortcomings, they have been known threaten legal action without basis and are equipped with painfully unoriginal put downs that take them far too much time deliver.

The natural habitat of a senita is comprised of online marketplaces as well as internet message boards.

Jimmy John: "Hey, did you ever get that order straightened out on eBay?"

Billy Bob: "No, he was a complete senita and tried to give me the runaround. When I asked for a refund, he said he'd sue me and quoted a law on statutory rape."

Jimmy John: "LOL, what a doosh..."

by MrReallyBrown May 19, 2010

shnitzel

yer preferred food

why'd you eat my shnitzel a-hole

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

sanity

something I will probably never possess

backslash lost his sanity

by backslash March 27, 2005

SHNITS

femail testicles, girly ballsack, shemale privates

damn, look at the shnits on that tank ass

by J-BOMB January 25, 2004

shnitzelmacher

Extreme Amish swear word. Comparable to motherfucker.

Oh Schnitzelmacher! That horse just bit off my muttonchops!

by snlgirl June 26, 2005

Lin-sanity

An Asian-American, Jeremy Lin, who graduated from Harvard, playing point guard in New York Knicks now. He has played very well since Knicks beat New Jersey Nets, Utah Jazz, and Washington Wizards as a bench player and a starter. His performance has impressed people who live in New York. After three games, Lin has become the most popular Athlete in the big apple and in the NBA.

Reporter: Why do you wear this jersey?

Audience: Because of Lin-sanity!!!!

by Biinghuei March 23, 2012

Hand sanitizer

The only cure to corona virus. PERIODT.

Person 1-yo you go the goods
Person2- heck ya I got the hand sanitizer!!

by Happymug March 15, 2020