Simarjeet

My nerdy best friend

Dude your such a Simarjeet

by GS16 June 1, 2019

simi

someone who is weird on many different levels, smokes tons of weed, is often confused, doesn't believe in haircuts or any form of "unnatural grooming", mumbles incoherently, and can often be spotted outside your local 7-11...just sitting.

shit that simi needs to lay off the ganja and get a haircut

by everybody loves a cracka December 15, 2004

Samir

A nigga who is trash at basketball

I was being like Samir yesterday

by Fck Sam May 22, 2020

samir patel

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008

shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004

Simirun

Simirun is a name that dates back to the early thirteenth century and comes from the Punjab. It was originally the name given to the purest gold that was found in the village of Pandori. The gold was deemed to have special magical powers which would bring good luck to anyone who touched it. As years passed, a Raja of India named his only daughter Simirun and it is said that whatever misfortune came her way it immediately turned into good.

Simirun touched a blind man and he at once regained his sight.

The gold, Simirun, was originally found in India.

by RetardRaj November 26, 2011