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Scroll Stalking

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
by Turtle the Turtle January 1, 2012
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stroller violation

occurs when a parent puts a child who is either too big, or too old into a stroller, when the child should just walk and not be wheeled around anymore.
If the child's feet touch the ground while sitting in the stroller, that is a stroller violation.
by bearbear4130 July 26, 2012
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Scrollin'

When a stalkative social media user, scrolls down a person's profile in order to gather information about who the person is seeing, talking to and possibly flirting with.
My friend was scrollin' on a guy's profile and ascertained that he may possibly be involved with a blonde who is well-endowed and may be engaging in coitus and emotional investment with the young man.
by realtalkmynigga November 4, 2012
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Stroller Candy

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012
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strollage

I am going to take a strollage
by Rita king December 30, 2016
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Strollex

A person who calmly strolls around your "mutual" shared home, hovering around, gathering his/hers belongings to be ready for exiting in a jiffy, soon becoming your ex.
Don't think that I'm not noticing your "strollex" around here.
by Kataaa September 8, 2017
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scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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