shmick

(adj.) a person; usually of low intelligence who wears sportwear and acts in a threatening manner. Refers to an entire underclass of British culture
Colloquialism originating from Belfast but has since been exported nationally.

See also: Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats.

e.g. "here mate, lend us a feg", one would reply; " Step back you Shmick! I've got mace!"

by anonymous author December 28, 2005

Shicker

v. The act of snickering and shitting your pants at the same time.

Due to my irritable bowel syndrome, Dave's humorous comment made me shicker.

by Wadsworth09 June 7, 2011

shicken

a shit chicken

John: damn you andrew, you're such a shicken
Andrew: you shicken how dare you

by boreddictionaryx August 6, 2016

shick

The crap on your penis after ramming a girl up her arse.

Anal? Never again! It took me a 10 min shower to wipe the shick off my wang.

by xcell April 23, 2005

shriek

An individual typically with a larger penis that tends to attract the female sex.

I hate going out with my friend he is a shriek in the club.

by Cj "Spine" Shelton March 14, 2014

shick

Shit + Dick = shick... the result of your penis after anal sex when the rectum was not quite empty.

We had anal sex last night and I ended up with some serious shick.

by trobL September 15, 2009

shick

1. -noun- an absract art design consisting of three colors that go well together. Usually a horizonally striped background of multiple colors, the other color being on top in a fasionable design.

2. -noun- a variation of the word shit, usually said by uneducated people.

1. art professor: that's a very fine piece of art, looking to be in the shick family.
artist: why yes, it is indeed based on the shick style.
art professor: yes yes, it shall win top shick!

2. "dude, that's bull shick"
"ew, get the dog shick off my foot!"
"shick, why'd you do that?!"

by Professor I. M. Shick December 7, 2006