Shnitzed

Really, really high. Beyond smacked.

Damn Dude, That blunt got me shnitzed

by BearsHockey13 February 28, 2009

Shnitzer

Word used in place of a lighter, can be used when nobody else knows its definition, and still get results.

You "Dude pass me a shnitzer"

Dude who has never heard this word before
"aye man here ya go" - passes lighter

by Necrojester October 16, 2008

shnitz and giggles

The act of deficating on a women, or male. As the human excroment runs down there face they begin to giggles

I totally "shnitz and giggles" your ex girlfriend last night. She was totally into it.

by Notched Johnson February 19, 2009

shnitzelfuck

A secret word between Rachel and Zach (the hot girl and the sex god), this word means muffinfuck

Holy muffinsex, that'z a shnitzelfuck

by HolySexMuffinz June 28, 2011

Shontasia

Shontasia's are fake, fat & rude. They have short ass hair with some big weird nerdy glasses. They can be ratchet, hoe-like. And always try to get with all the cute boys. Shontasia's are not fun to be around.

jeremiah camrie shontasia

by LilMamaCamCam December 17, 2012

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016