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There is semen blasting out of my penis!
by the king November 18, 2003
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Semendemon

A demon who comes into your room. While you and your partner are having sex, the demon pokes a hole in your condom. When your wife becomes pregnant, your child will be the 13th son of Osiris and summon satan at the age of 9 and thus rising hell on earth. This event will happen 6/6/60, prepare for the coming of Osiris's son wipe out all of creation.
Partner 1: Nothing will ruin this night! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

Partner 2: Nothing except for the Semendemon
by Patric Henery October 29, 2015
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Charlie Sheen Wild

Partying and being as wild as Charlie Sheen. Also having tiger blood.
by kenny powers88 April 13, 2011
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Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.
If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.
by idioteque December 23, 2005
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Semen Slave

A man or woman who is so obsessed with oral, that they become a slave to semen.
"Have you seen Judy lately? "
"Nah, I heard she's become a real semen slave though."
by Cpt. Planet July 25, 2009
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Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.
My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.
by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022
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Charlie Sheen Shot

Similar to a 'body shot' but you snort cocaine off a hookers leg, drink booze from her belly button, and she won't let you kiss her.
"Did you see that girl back there? I want to do a 'Charlie Sheen Shot' on her!"

"Dude, that was a hooker"

"I know! That's why!"
by Inactive85 July 22, 2012
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