shblum

Combination of three words
1) shit
2) blood
3) cum

Achived during painful anal sex

Harri D: " dude did you hear Gaynick gave john a shblum!!!"
Thea: "yeah I know it was in my bed"

by GAYnick October 18, 2008

Shlump

Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off

ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump

by Antm314IsACrag July 12, 2018

shrum

(v.) to defecate or excrete feces

(noun)
1. feces
2. the act of defecation

Bryan read a comic book in the bathroom while he took a shrum.

by Hillary Swanson January 25, 2008

shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

by andrea November 5, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004