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shblum

Combination of three words
1) shit
2) blood
3) cum

Achived during painful anal sex
Harri D: " dude did you hear Gaynick gave john a shblum!!!"
Thea: "yeah I know it was in my bed"
by GAYnick October 18, 2008
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Shlump

Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off
ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump
by Antm314IsACrag July 12, 2018
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shrum

(v.) to defecate or excrete feces

(noun)
1. feces
2. the act of defecation
Bryan read a comic book in the bathroom while he took a shrum.
by Hillary Swanson January 25, 2008
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shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?
Go shlump a tree
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shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous
Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?
by andrea November 5, 2004
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Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream
"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

That meal was full of shlumpiness!
by craig May 7, 2004
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