Shived

A state of intoxication past the “blackout” phase. Common behaviors include spilling your drink all over yourself, dancing on table tops, and acting completely drawlin.

"Man, you were really shived last night. You peed all over my kitchen table!”

by jcola July 25, 2017

Shived

To be blocked by somebody because you or somebody you follow disagrees with them.

I've been shived by Steve Shives!

by YourGameSucks September 21, 2016

You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

by Always Shave It September 19, 2011

little shaver

An endearing name for an infant or toddler or young child for whom you have affection. They are little chips or shavings off the original-their parents.

Wow, what a cute little shaver. How old is he?

Hey look all those little shavers running through the sprinkler. Man they are cute little shavers.

by will cosgrove August 15, 2007

Saved It!

The act of grabbing something after it hits the ground, and exclaiming "Saved It!"

*Drops mouse on the ground "Saved It!"

by Dropped the mouse March 26, 2015

shamed

When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.

-Walter passed out.
-Let's shame him.

by geoff May 14, 2005

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005