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Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is a respiratory illness that has recently been reported in Asia, North America, and Europe.

The disease has been thought to originate from cats. Proof once again the cats are probably from Mars. The similarity of SARS and Mars is only coincidental...so we think.
Every time you masturbate, a kitten dies. And they should, they brought the world SARS.
by Dr. Julie L. Gerberding May 23, 2003
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SARS

Disease created by the chinese, when trying to create biological weapons that they couldn't contain. Media won't say that though.
The biochemical canister exploded, and all the chinese scientists got SARS.
by AvengerXP June 8, 2003
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Pillow Scars

all the sign a pillow leave on the face or on the arms still visible after a short time one got up.
i just got up, still got the pillow scars.
by Agent-Z- June 1, 2007
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scarsdale surprise

To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
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popcorn trick scars

The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?

chick: No. Are you crying?

perverted virgin: No.

chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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Scarsdale

Scarsdale NY

2 words;SNOTTY TOWN. First off, scarsdale is not even a town its a village! and secondly the people are just plain stuck up! There are your teen girls who look like the rolled out of bed and think its cute like that.And there are girls who wear ONLY designer clothing like Louis vuitton/gucci/juicy/fendi etc. AND they act like they are the shit but they really not in their model body ,big nosed,selves! the little ones are not much better either thier moms dress them in lily/brooks brothers/baby gap.and they act up anywhere public even church! and they (the mom and dad) dont do anything at all! The kids hang with their nanny while mommy goes to pilates or sip soy milk lattes at the cafe with kate and amy or go shopping at the Westchester.or if they are tired they just sit around and watch soap operas or the view.The boys are not much better either.They are LAX junkies or aka "bros" or wanna be nerds and they are HORNY as fuck! The school system is AMAZING! but one time the middle school had a kid show up drunk.The football team pretty much sucks anyway and new rochelle kicks their ass every time. The prices for homes are WAYYYY to pricey.
basicly most of the people are rich white brats who deserve a kick in the ass.
****Scarsdale NY 7;00AM***
Brooke:MAWMMM where is my fendi bag????
Mom;I dunno hone-
Brooke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOU DUMB BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!
Mom;Maybe you can use your Juicy bag?
Brooke;BUT ME AND ASHLEY AND TAYLOR WE WERE ALE GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THE SAME BAG!!
*****Starbucks Cafe 8:00am**
Emma:Hello.. Um,can i like have a no whip no milk frappe please?
Barista:Ok....
Emma:so anyway cathy what did you hear about amy?

Barista:Here Miss,youre frappe
Emma:Oh thanks..... EWWWW what is that.. i said NO MILK!
Barista:oh im soo sorry miss i did-
Emma: You will be hearing from my lawer you bitch! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Scarsdale NY! lol
by CupcakesandTiffany August 18, 2012
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SARS

A group of deadly asian stalker girls that hot guys everywhere have to watch out for.
On a dark and gloomy day, I, a hot guy, spot a SARS stalking me!!
by JP4 October 25, 2006
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