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shopping bitch

(n.) the guy who carries his woman's merchandise around a store; nothing screams whipped louder; female response to being told to make a sammich.
Guy 1- "So I saw you and Lindsey at the store. Hope those shoe boxes weren't too heavy, haha!"
Guy 2- "Shut up, man!"
Guy 1- "Dude, she made you her shopping bitch! You are too whipped for words!"

Guy- "Hey baby, can you come here? Now go make me a sammich!"
Girl- "Did you just say that, little man? Go be my shopping bitch, or it's no sex for a year!"
by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011
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tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.
John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.
by Toryu88 September 13, 2016
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shoepping

My friends and I went shoepping yesterday.
by nerakairotciv July 13, 2012
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Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.
It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.
by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013
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recreational shopping

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.
Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."
by valbon April 12, 2008
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anti-shipping

(1) The intense opposition of the phenomenon of shipping.
(2) A strong opposition to a particular character pairing.

n. anti-shipper: One who anti-ships.

v. anti-ship: To anti-ship.
(1) After suffering through 700 shipping threads on anime forums, I finally gave into temptation and initiated an anti-shipping campaign. But the shippers bitched so much that those asshat admins banned me for trolling.

(2) Why aren't there more Shinji/Rei anti-shippers? That relationship is wrong on SO many levels.
by Reichu September 26, 2005
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You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.
Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.
by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010
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