When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.
by rawesomer September 25, 2018
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Get the cat shit sammich mug.A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
by John Godwin February 7, 2013
Get the ham sammich mug.A type of punctuation most commonly used to separate related independent clauses. They're underused by the majority of the population; however, they are quite helpful and can be very versatile when implemented by a skilled writer.
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Bitches don't know about my semicolons; but man, those bitches love 'em when they see 'em.
Bitches don't know about my semicolons; but man, those bitches love 'em when they see 'em.
by Red the Ghost August 22, 2010
Get the Semicolon mug.the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
Get the semi mug.hes very attractive and could make anyone laugh. he has the brightest blue eyes ever, there so pretty. he also has a beautiful smile that he never likes to show. hes a ladies man and can get almost any girl but hes in love with one and he has been for quite some time. hes just amazing.
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