1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
by Whitem@il January 6, 2011
Get the Semi-Colon Cancer mug.Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008
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A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.
I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.
by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008
Get the seismic dump mug.When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes
by Ziyon October 16, 2008
Get the Semi-Paralysis mug.An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic
Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021
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Get the Seiso mug.Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.
by J_F June 2, 2007
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