selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.

Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!

by laxer3131 December 5, 2013

selfietitis

a new, emerging infectious, psychosocial disease in which the person inherently takes pictures of himself in front of the mirror or in public places that the person continuously takes several or hundred shots of selfies for several hours until he finds a suitable shot for himself to post or display in a social media network. Spectators tend to imitate the similar poses and actions causing infectious behavior.

Ben cannot believe he already finished his meal last night, and his girlfriend hasn't finished taking selfie pictures of herself..She must have been suffering from selfietitis!

by superjupiter March 10, 2014

morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

selfish shellfish

A shellfish that won't share a thing

Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.

by Looney Larry January 31, 2010

Selfish Tagging

When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.

Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger

1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album

"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"

2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"

"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"

by Totes McGoates November 4, 2010

Selfish

Being selfish is like being a bad team mate asshole

Gleb is selfish

by Yekfkekfkd January 23, 2013

Selfish

The act of putting yourself before the team. Doing something for yourself, rather then your team.

Erin, being selfish, wore her steel cleats into a public place.

The coach was selfish and took the two best players out of the game to punish the rest of the team.

by shawtyisakilla April 3, 2010