morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

12 gauge challenge

the act of shooting oneself with a 12 gauge shotgun, usually with the motive of suicide

when dan walked in on his girlfriend making love to another man in his own apartment, he decided to take the 12 gauge challenge

by 40percentchicken March 06, 2024

michael wills

a white boy who lives in a treehouse in his moms backyard

hey who is that kid in miss wills' back yard?
hes probably michael wills, he lives in a treehouse in his moms back yard

by 40percentchicken November 17, 2016