Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009

selective memeory

Continuously posting and reposting every meme that supports your own point of view, without regard to accuracy.

James posts his extreme right-wing memes to our thread daily. But no one is persuaded by his selective memeory.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

subductive

Sexual,dirty,nasty in a sexy way

Lili:Please dont tell my father *wink* Nancy:ew thats subductive lili.

Nina:Come over here,lemme talk to you REAL close... Anna:Gosh nina your very subductive

by Ariibu November 12, 2009

Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

Seductionarium

Seductionarium- A room or area in which promiscuous or sexual activity occurs.

Once I got her in the seductionarium it was game over.

by Papa Fuckin' Swags October 14, 2010

Selective Dickism

Someone who gives dick or some fucc to one person and one person only.

"Man, Logan only gives Laura his dick! I think Logan has Selective Dickism."

by durdew June 12, 2017