The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the shover robot. Pushing is the answer. He has shoved many people, I have pushed many more.

Grandma has gone down the stairs

by Pusher Robot September 30, 2003

Secretary of Offense

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.

guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.

by Aeorro October 21, 2005

Secret OTP

Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.

"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."

"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)

by Yamistar August 10, 2009

secret boyscout

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.

"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."

by Jared Smith January 10, 2008

gonad secretion

male ejaculation; cum; semen.

You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones.
The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.

Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals and lubricants.

by O'Flagherty December 29, 2008