Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014

Stumbler

A person who stumbles the internet randomly. The generally find what they set out looking for in the beginning... nothing!

Man I spent all night using StumbleUpon until I stumbled across Adstumbler.com. I stumbled my eyes out last night.

by mr degenerate October 1, 2015

scumpleton

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.

Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal

by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016

Stumblebumbling

The act of walking around a city or town, out of pure amusement or lack of anything else to do.

My legs are sore as shit from stumblebumbling this whole week.

by Zalko August 24, 2016

swumble

Tumbling underwater.

Groggin swumbled past the Sahuagins.

by Captn29 November 17, 2016

Scrumbled

The act of eat tofu out of someone's asshole. Top priority in a vegan relationship!

I scrumbled her good last night to fight the urge of eating bacon!

by JuleusPeperwood September 14, 2017

stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.

Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018