African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.

dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!

by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009

scratcher

A witty, informative and urbane internet forum member, who brings light to dark days and joy to the banal and bored.

Oh great, another 'scratcher' posting to cheeer me up!

by No Expert July 1, 2004

Scrunchface

Scrunchface (N.)-A contorted face made while acheiving orgasm.

Girlfriend: Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god (relaxes)
Alex: Nice Scrunchface babe
Girlfried: Urgh (gets up in huff and goes to bathroom)

by ax_monkey March 3, 2006

scrunchy

The New Jersy white ghetto version of a cock ring. They cum in all colors and sizes.

"Joey-bag-O-donunts" favorite color Scrunchy is white because it matches his Iroc and favorite pair of Rebok high tops.

by Sofa King Stupid May 12, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.

That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 6, 2006

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015