Scrumpet

A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.

That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!

by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018

Scrumpet

snurging saddle sniffing

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

by Micky Love February 21, 2019

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

Scrumpling

To sort through a questionable group of items.

I was scrumpling through clothes at Goodwill and found a really cute top!

by Baylor March 20, 2020

scrumless

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

Scrumble of the Bumble

Ligit just bumble scrumble

Jake:wanna scrumble of the bumble?
Alexa:huh
Jake:You know bumble scrumble 😉

by youmaaaaaaaaisgay December 7, 2020

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021