scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

by J Rickert September 4, 2008

Screenkiller

To squander all possible opportunities for no reason.

I think we should fire Jacob. All he does is screenkiller all of the clients I bring in. If we don't do something about him soon the company will be out of business by next week!

by KingOfSarasota June 29, 2009

glass screen

A screen used in a pipe or water pipe to keep what your smokeing in the bowl and out of your mouth

customer"What is a glass screen?"
clerk "its a screen... but its made out of glass"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.

kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.

by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009

The Screemu

When you are having vaginal sex and as soon as the female starts screaming you splatter paint of all colors on her body

Me and Chelsea did The Screemu last night.

by A nerd April 22, 2017

Change of screenery

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.

When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011

Wilhelm Scream

"1. The Wilhelm Scream is one of a series of short painful screams performed by an actor that were recorded in 1951 for the Warner Brother's film ""Distant Drums."" They were used for a scene where a man is bitten and dragged underwater by an alligator. The recording was archived into the studio's sound effects library -- and it was used in many of their films since. ""Star Wars"" Sound Designer Ben Burtt tracked down the scream recording - which he named ""Wilhelm"" from a character who let out the same scream in ""Charge at Feather River (1953)."" Ben has adopted the scream as sort of a personal sound signature, and has worked it into as many films as he can as well as other sound designers, ~150 movies and counting.
2. The sound made by a (newbie) to anal sex. 3. The sound heard in one's head when things have gone terribly bad."

1. Dude! Did you hear that zombie let out a Wilhelm scream when it got it's leg cut off. 2. Roberto let out a Wilhelm Scream as he got introduced to the joy of prison sex by his new jail cellmate Bubba. 3. Gawd! I think I am having a heart attack. I should never have back packed alone and more than 5 miles into the woods {Wilhelm Scream}.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006