Scrapyard refugee

Car is still on the road, but in such a poor condition, that it should be scrapped.

-Oh Jake, how much did you pay for this scrapyard refugee?
- It was only 80 quid and still has 4 months MOT on it!

Buyer: - I like your car, it really is in perfect condition and amazing service history, but it's got very high mileage.
Would you consider selling price -30%, quick sale, huh?
Seller: - No thanks, but good luck with the clocked scrapyard refugees at this price range.

by Bath Tub the sheep December 15, 2016

scradpad

Where all types of ladies are welcome as long as they don't tap out.

I heard she went a full shift down at the scradpad, she must be a trooper!

by TheDegenerates May 1, 2017

scrapmans

A scrapmans is a respectable individual with an IQ of at least 160. In order to maintain this criteria, they must watch Rick and Morty on the daily and understand complicated STEM topics. A scrapman can also be classified as someone who enjoys flying kites or reading a nice novel everyone once and a while. If you meet a scrapmans, you should know they’re highly intellectual and you must become one pronto!

Shock: heather ur a fucking scrapmans
Heather: wubba lubba dub dub.
Shock: proven.

by Weewooooo December 13, 2017

Scrapped

Mainly used by people in the Irish midlands (Longford), meaning Drunk to the point you started eating someone’s left over food.

Him:I was scrapped last night.
Her:Yeah I Seen you eating some guys left over pizza.

by DrinkingTinsSmokingHarrys May 1, 2018

Scraptart

A girl who offers it out and fights whoever says no

See that scraptart over there, gave me head last week

Me too, I said no and she hit me

by Jeloo July 6, 2019

Strapparatus

The apparatus required to "strap" a joint. For example; papers, roaches, tobacco, weed.

"Hey man, do you wanna smoke a broccoli wand?"

"Yeh sure, pass me the strapparatus."

by John_Jonnyson December 13, 2019

Scrapeaphobia

The fear of hitting your car bodywork on speedbumps

Sorry I’m late, I was really struggling with my scrapeaphobia on the way here.

by Chubsnscrubs April 28, 2020