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Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.
Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you
by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
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Scrotching

Eww, stop scrotching in public
by DvB8 April 11, 2024
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Scurtching

When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it
I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.
by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025
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Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
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Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.
Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy
by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010
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snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"
by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011
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Trout Scouting

The act of purposefully seeking out women with the intent of sexual intercourse.
Broham-"bro, lets do some trout scouting at the beach today bro"
Brohas-"yea bro you're such a trout scout man"
by Denver Rawlings March 8, 2012
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