Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

schizophrenia

A mental disorder which gives a person imaginary people so realisitic a schizophrenic person believes they are real. There are good and bad imaginary people and they grow in numbers as the real person grows older. The imaginary people always stay the same age, a five year old would stay five from the time the schizophrenic person is 2 years old till long past 30. Or 80.
Note: A schizophrenic can only see their own imaginary poeple, and not any other schizophrenics, and non-schizophrenic people are unable to see a schizophrenics imaginary people either.

The girl was beaing mean to her parents because the imaginary people her schizophrenia caused her to see told her to.

by Grey Wolf Darkheart May 5, 2010

schizophrenia

Where a nigga or bitch be acting hella weird like she or he got multiple personalities

she got schizophrenia or sum

by HoodNigga23 July 23, 2019

schizo

n. A chronically insane person, short for schizophrenic.

That sketchball's a fuckin schizo.

by alabaster December 14, 2004

shezoo

stuff to do, made from drawled "schedule"

"get your ass in gear, i got shezoo!"

by +Fizza+ September 6, 2005

Schizont

1. A medical term referring to a red blood cell infected with so many malaria parasites that it is about to burst.

2. A ghetto way of saying "shit".

"The initial blood smear of Miss M shows a malaria parasitemia of more than 5%. I was also able to see plenty of schizonts."

"Are you kidding me dog? That track is the SCHIZONT!"

by Simon Chuck February 4, 2009

Schizo

someone who is always talking to themselves and acting crazy

Man what a fucking schizo

by Elliot February 4, 2005