Lol Scale

Lol Scale

A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.

Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.

"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"

"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."

by ThoMoz August 21, 2009

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

sacked in the back field

when a nigga nutt in ya butt

She finna get sacked in the back field, deadass timbs b

by Whomst October 28, 2017

Scademin

Refers to a teenage boy, usually a weeb who is at the same time autistic and diagnosed with cancer. Is a prodigy at school and revered by schoolmates.

Dude, did you hear that Scademin, the kid with autism, got a 4.0 GPA?

by Minkmons May 30, 2018

Sackeled

To be belittled by another man who is receiving a hand job while sitting next to you.

I was sackeled on an airplane by the guy in the middle seat!

by Jason J Newman July 31, 2019

SCAKID

A FAT MAJOR SHIT THAT IS GUARANTEED TO CLOG THE TOILET.

Bro I just took the fattest scakid, it was an 06/10

by Dark Fear December 14, 2019

scalesy

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion

Oi scalesy u crack feind

by scoliossis September 20, 2020