SCAD scale

Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.

Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"

by I'm the SCADman January 9, 2009

Scadding

Noun: To be in a state of such extreme fright, that one carries out a dirty protest in the back of a police car.

Verb: Finding an inexpensive place to sleep, due to excessive alcohol consumed.

I was 'Scadding' last night - woke up on a bench with soiled trousers. Comatose Tramp Incontinent Pikey

by Frost Icing June 10, 2013

Daniel Fadi-Sadée

Is very idiotique, also he thinks hes funny but actually is very dumb. He is also thinking hes the leader of the dog avatar picture and of the boys.

Daniel Fadi-Sadée is very dumb and thinks hes funny but, hes not.

by Blueyso February 7, 2020

scadaddle

to get lost; to piss off.(the latter not meaning to urinate but to technically remove yourself from a person's presence.

if an eager man approaches you(a lady) at a bar and says, "hey there babe" you can reply and say "scadaddle you dumb puff, im not iterested"

by h.n May 20, 2003

scad

a hot beverage. colloquial to the North East of England.

"Who's bringing the scads in?"

L: "I really need a scad from the machine!"
S: "I'll get it. What would you like?"
L: "A cappa, as usual"

by flozzy May 11, 2010

scadat

v. short for scadadle (to leave)

"I wish I could stay longer, but I've got to scadat."

by kea0911 December 9, 2008

SCAD

Severe Chlamydia of the Anal Duct

ABS, Shepherd, Katie, Winnafred and the Frosh have SCAD!

by Gen Italia November 20, 2006