Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

by SHJ February 15, 2008

Saratitis

pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.

Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.

by A Good Guy December 7, 2007

Samaila

a down to earth gamer who is obsessed with big wet butts. Loves to lie so when ever he is telling the truth, no one believes him. he is the best person to make a bet with because he is always wrong.

yo du, y u acting a samaila

by big daddy29 February 22, 2010

Samariyan

hangs with the 'tards
"are you hot enought?"
pants wetta 4 eva

You're such a Samariyan, stop wettin the bed, son.

by [insert name here loser] April 14, 2010

Samaritanism

Samaritanism describes good actions that are often done by people who believe they are genuinely good themselves.
While such behavior is appreciable, due to the way the world works presently, it has become more of an annoyance than a virtue.
People who fall under this description should be called samaritans.

Bob: "John really likes to help out everyone he sees huh..."

Samaritanism in action...

Mark: "He's just competing for the nicest person award. Fucking samaritans."

by Greatkibble January 8, 2015

Sametimer

Send a message to someone on Sametime (Lotus Notes).

Je vais te Sametimer plus tard.

by m1ndl3z January 4, 2017

Samariyan

Your girl. Your bestie. The girl who will say she wet the bed whe it was really you just so you don't get in trouble. Hold on to this one.

OMG you're such a Samariyan. You're awesome!

by Kamikosse June 21, 2016