Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."

Wow John, you are such a k samps.

by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009

Sampar

Verb;
In Salvadorean slang, sampar means to forcefully place or insert an object.

Oyime cerote, The bua sampar un vergazo si no paras de hablar mierda.

by Centro Americo September 27, 2008

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007

soul samples

A song which will become a banger, favorite. It has a sample of a classic song within the rap song itself. Usually sped up or chopped. These songs are usually popular.
Such as Cam'rons-OH BOY

These following artists have samples these soul samples

PAUL WALL-GIRL- is samples from tha chi-lites OH GIRL
CAMRON-PURPLE HAZE-Dorothy Moore-Too blind to see
M.O.P.-COLD AS ICE-?
get it?

by BOSS PIMP April 26, 2006

Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

sampee

uses:
1. sampee is an ambidextrious explicitive that can be used to substitute the words "nigger" and "fuck".

2. sampee can also be a fictional representation for something important.

3. "bullshit"

examples in dialogue:
kerpal:
"that fucking sampee never comes into work and when he does he's always talking sampee."

abtar:
"yeah, you're right about that! hey, we have to prepare for the 9:00am sampee or we'll be in trouble."

kerpal:
"i hate listening to that sampee every other monday morning."

by dr. shompsky-al-kerpal May 21, 2004