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salsa

1. Cuban-rooted style of dancing that is considered awesome. Salsa comes hand in hand with a particular style of dancing which can come from Cuba, Los Angeles, New York, Puerto Rico, or Casino style which was also originated in Cuba near the 1960's.

Leading Salsa singers are Celia Cruz, Willy Chirino, and others.

Salsa is the main style of music at latin music discos and clubs specially in Miami.

When performed correctly, the dance of salsa can look very awesome.

The style of music and dancing has it's roots in Cuba and they have extended to other parts of Latin America, however, the originators of the style and the roots are still held by Cubans.
I was dancing salsa yesterday and it was lots of fun.
by Yarian May 31, 2006
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Salsa Shot

A shot of pace picante salsa that must be taken after a minimum of twelve games of beer pong to ensure that you vomit and have a shitty ass hangover that makes you feel horrid.
Rick: Horton why the hell are you taking salsa shots?
Horton: Shut the fuck up I'm a man's man!
by Lizard Fuckhead Bitch ASS January 8, 2009
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Salsa Fucked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."
Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.
by Robocoke October 12, 2008
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Salsalito

The act of a male "going down" on himself. Pretty straight-forward.
Bob really wanted to get up in the morning for work, but after a night of salsalito, he could barely move.

Wow, Holy Fellatio Batman! That guy is salsalitoing the shit out of himself! Amazing!
by O'Liver October 2, 2006
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salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."
"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."
by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010
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Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.
I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".
by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008
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