Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

by duodsg October 21, 2008

false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Catfish Sympathizer

A Catfish Sympathizer is a person of the Wireclub community who accepts catfish and their fake pics and are friendly with them.

Johnny is a catfish sympathizer, he just added that catfish to his friend list. If there weren't so many catfish sympathizers on Wireclub perhaps the catfish would become extinct!

by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 18, 2019

samsa

a low life. one who smells of rotten decaying fecial matter. often found in their hut wallowing in their own trash they rummaged from the streets in the shittiest form. they vary in form but are always recognizable by their cave man shaped heads and their greasy discusting hair. you will often catch them dropping lines such as..."just checkin out the rims, man!", "im not a samsa im a samsonite!"

"I seen that samsa dragging that wretched rotten piss stained couch from the dump down the road"
"whoa wtf that dirty samsa is digging in my trash can again! well maybe he will be happy to find the moldy rotten dominoes pizza and cinna sticks i had 10 days ago..."

by the citizens of peshtigo February 9, 2004

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010

vagina sympathy

Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.

Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.

by Unna L. Wildt December 5, 2007

Sympathy spewer

The act of spewing, when some one else has been sick

Person1 was sick all over his shoes and person 2 just spewed up when he saw it
Man person 2 is such a sympathy spewer

by sicko89123 May 15, 2009