Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

Soggy Beef

Soggy, Beef -

1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.

Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.

2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.

#soggybeef on Twitter

Soggy Beef -
Example:

1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.

2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''

by njabindon September 22, 2014

Soggy Crumpet

Noun - Masturbating while crying; jerkin' with tears in your eyes.

After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.

Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.

by Johnny Jerk Off December 14, 2014

soggy marshmallow

When your girl wants to fuck and is really wet but you are flaccid so you kinda just grind up against each other.

Yeah so my girl totally wanted to fuck last night but i couldn't get it up so i just gave her a soggy marshmallow and went to bed.

by kokapuff August 27, 2015

Soggy Campfire

When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.

Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*

by JimDSG September 18, 2016