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Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun
Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”
by HsKL1 December 10, 2018
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Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.
“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
by GManOfKC December 10, 2018
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Ball Sacking

Streching your ball sack out into a fan formation and covering your partners face with the skin.
"I'm headin' out to some clubs tonight to find me a woman that's into some ball sackin'"
by Ghandi April 7, 2004
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sacking

the deliberate intention of punching a guy in the testicles.
"For some odd reason, I have the urge of sacking someone."
by DerangedShadow December 19, 2007
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Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly
The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"
by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018
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Smackin' cats

Two girls rubbing their pussies together.
Those Ho's smackin' cats makes me want to get up in that shit!
by Big Deal November 30, 2005
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stacking BB's

To engage in a pointless and/or unrewarding task that is often maddening and futile by nature.
Writing that report was about as much fun as stacking BB's.
by TRF January 5, 2008
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