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Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.
I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.
by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021
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tongue shoving

Shoving ones tongue into another's mouth, and usually taking turns shoving with the other.
Wow, we were having so much fun when we were tongue shoving!
by That_One_Novak September 20, 2017
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shwing

Used when something is cool or in the house, dog.
Wow, check her out! Shwing!
by urmom December 22, 2002
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slowing

Not-so-fasting.

Slowing is a sacred practice among bosom extremists during the month of plugadam.
"Want some pizza...box?"
"No, thank you, I'm slowing this week."
by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007
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shwing

Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"
When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.
by Jay March 10, 2004
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Shawing

A little white kid who tries to act black and terrorizes forums with his annoying act.
Billy is such a Shawing.
by AstroCreep April 6, 2004
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Shwing

noun; alternate pronounciation for "swing," used most commonly by those with various speech disorders
"She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard shwing."
by pOpper February 28, 2003
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