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six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.
Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.
by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010
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secret

Something you tell to a small number of people in hopes it will stay that way, in reality it is all for naught, everyone is going to know by tomorrow anyway.
I heard it from him, who was told by her who said she heard it from... but don't tell, it's a secret!
by Catty Reese May 3, 2006
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a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.
"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"
by Den' September 4, 2008
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secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend
David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night
by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006
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Secret Smoker

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.
Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Secret shitter

A public bathroom that is accessible but well-hidden; a primo location for uninterrupted pooping.
"Dude, there's a secret shitter in the basement of McKeldin Library! I violently diarrhea'd all OVER that thing and nobody ever knew!"
by Henry Stockton April 25, 2010
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secret shot

Taking a shot of alcohol with a friend without letting the rest of the group know at a club, bar, and/or party.
Daniel was designated driver so he asked me to take a secret shot so he could get buzzed.
by headoutthegutter April 22, 2010
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