Pan Scratching Lesbian

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity

Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"

by Steven mc gleeban July 19, 2016

Scronching

The sound made when getting deep throated

My dick was so far down her throat she was scronching

by The big master slap June 17, 2018

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007

screaching weasel

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006

Creeching

A state of filth that you are happy to sit in. Usually after a night out, but not always.

Being a creach;

- Lying/sitting down
- Stained clothes
- Greasy hair
- Cups of tea everywhere
- urge to get into the fetal position ever few hours
- Habitat has a strong odor of man (even if your female, your room will stink of man)

Guy 1 - "wuu2 today laa"

Guy 2 -"Doing fuck all today mate, had a pretty heavy night so Im just gonna be creeching all day"

Guy 1 - "Pigeon would be proud"

by kingofcreechDS September 23, 2012

spreeching

mainly happens with UZIs or MAC-10, its when you spray the opps by shooting from side to side.
kinda like spray and pray.

A: "yo are they dead?"
B:"i was spreeching dem, fo sho they dead"

by MGD - DONKi April 1, 2017

schreeching

A mix between shrieking and screeching.

brain: you went swimming yesterday, now you want to run.
me: but I'm not even good at runni-
brain: so I spiked your energy levels
br a i n: r u n

Other person: RUN FROM THE DEMONS! *schREECHING*

by LOLZIES 😝 May 20, 2018