russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina

My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

by chenny baybay August 3, 2007

SCARED SHITLESS.

When as a SHITEATER you are afraid you won't get FED.

John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.

*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?

by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

right-winger scared

A tendency among those on the right of the political spectrum, increasing with distance from the center, to have a visceral fear of law enforcement and other government agents violating their constitutional rights. This fear is unfounded because the police won't bother those who have it because they're white.

Chris got all right-winger scared at the border patrol checkpoint and started recording them, saying he wouldn't answer any questions. But they let him through because, you know...

by brynnn May 6, 2014

Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.

You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.

by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020

I’m so scared

The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.

Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared

by Delete this account now July 3, 2023