When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008
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Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022
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A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.
The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.
Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.
The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.
Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.
by D.Andrews August 8, 2009
Get the Johnny Sailor mug.Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."
Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"
Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."
Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"
Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."
by Caderade24 March 1, 2011
Get the Dutch Sailor Method mug.we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021
Get the What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor? mug.A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
Get the Hello Sailor! mug.See fair-weather friend. Someone who is agreeable only when the prevailing conditions are pleasant. Unreliable when the going gets rough.
by Greggy1 June 6, 2010
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