A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
Get the Smooth Sailor mug.The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
and
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
and
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
Get the Sailor's wank mug.a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.
by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014
Get the sailor bro mug.A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.
Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.
Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?
Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?
Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019
Get the Spicy sailor mug.A Sailor Moon fan who only watches the 90s dub of the original anime made by DIC Entertainment and Cloverway Inc and will refuse to watch the original Japanese subbed, the Viz Media dub, Sailor Moon Crystal, or even read the original manga.
They're most commonly found in comment sections of "DIC Dub vs. Viz Dub" YouTube videos, screeching about how much better the old dub is.
They're basically the Genwunners or SpongeBoomers of the Sailor Moon fandom. Take caution, they're extremely toxic people.
They're most commonly found in comment sections of "DIC Dub vs. Viz Dub" YouTube videos, screeching about how much better the old dub is.
They're basically the Genwunners or SpongeBoomers of the Sailor Moon fandom. Take caution, they're extremely toxic people.
Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe that Hulu doesn't have the old dub of Sailor Moon! Viz Media ruined 20 years of DIC magic!"
Person 2: "Ok, Sailor Boomer."
Person 2: "Ok, Sailor Boomer."
by whatareyoudoingonmyprofile August 4, 2020
Get the Sailor Boomer mug.When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013
Get the Sailor's Douche mug.guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
by 6willdoit April 6, 2021
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