Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.

Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?

by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008

Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.

Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.

by Goochstroker October 30, 2020

Sailor Kiss

A blow-job; because she/he swallows the SEAmen

Dude! I gave my boyfriend the best sailor kiss before sex last night!

by sweetdicksinmymouth December 27, 2014

Sailor Beard

A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor

guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush

guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy

guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard

by 6willdoit April 6, 2021

sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014

Spicy sailor

A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.

Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.

Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?

Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.

by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019