Rule 6

All general statements are false.

Person 1: Everyone who uses Windows is teh ghey.

Person 2: Dude, Rule 6, you're wrong.

your mom: Isn't Rule 6 a general statement, thus rendering itself false?

Person 1: Shut up.

by Edzo October 18, 2008

Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

by anonman123 April 17, 2010

rule 14

By responding to trollbait in an online forum or chatroom, the troller automatically gains victory regardless of the level of maturity of the bait or subsequent responses to said bait.

sk8ter_boy1337: gears of war is teh gai, halo pwns.
HaloFan07: u r gay die in a fire n00b
sk8ter_boy1337: win. rule 14.

by TheJamoke December 30, 2007

Rule One

The Doctor lies. (from Doctor Who)

Amy: But he (the Doctor) was dead.
River: Who told you that?
Amy: He did.
River: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: He said no one could save him. But he must have known I could.
The Doctor: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: Okay. I'm going to tell you what I probably shouldn't. The Doctor's last secret. Don't you want to know what he whispered in my ear?
Amy: He whispered his name.
River: Not his name, no.
Amy: Yeah it was. He said it was.
River: Rule one?
Amy: The Doctor lies.

by atalienay October 13, 2011

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Rule 83

Arguing with any troll for any length of time will in turn make you a troll as well.
There are no exceptions to this rule.

P1: Puppies are cute.
Troll 1: puppies are not cute, they are gross and dirty.
P2: well you're dirty and gross T1.
P1: Um P2? Rule 83...

by Korana February 4, 2009

campfire rule

The rule: A person who dates a significantly younger person should try to leave them "better off" when the relationship ends.

Erin loved dating men half her age. However, she always practiced the campfire rule.

by John Deigh November 13, 2009