guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge
guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge
guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?
by big_EZ June 16, 2010
Get the moctezumas revenge mug.Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy.
Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.
You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.
And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.
You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.
And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Ian: "Hey Jed, who's that guy Jessica is talking to in the pool?"
Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."
Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"
*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*
Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"
Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."
Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."
Ian: "Oh fucker."
Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."
Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"
*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*
Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"
Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."
Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."
Ian: "Oh fucker."
by c'est si bon August 13, 2009
Get the revenge mug.Related Words
by T. Revenge September 26, 2005
Get the turkish revenge mug.Total Drama: Revenge of the Island is the 4th upcoming season of the Total Drama Island series. It consists of 13 new character appearances as well as cameos from the original cast on a now, even-more-run-down, camp.
Ale-Alejandro: Total Drama: Revenge of the Island will probably be one of the best seasons| TDIFan13: Yeah. | Neko-naito: Mhm. Even though not all of the original cast appears. | MissTDITylerFan: Total Drama is awesome!
by QueenAle July 1, 2011
Get the Total Drama: Revenge of the Island mug.by Cornholio September 29, 2003
Get the Montezuma's revenge mug.If you want some GREAT pictures, go to episodeIII.tk
I must warn you, it has a shitload of spoilers.
I must warn you, it has a shitload of spoilers.
by Adrian February 10, 2005
Get the revenge of the sith mug.Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.
(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?
Harley: Um, no... Hi.
Emily: Hello
Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!
Harley: :'(
*Later*
Emily: What was that all about?
Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.
Harley: Um, no... Hi.
Emily: Hello
Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!
Harley: :'(
*Later*
Emily: What was that all about?
Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.
by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009
Get the Revenge mug.