Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023

Golden retriever

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Labrador Retriever

The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!

My dog Benny is a Labrador Retriever.

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.

After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.

by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023

Karmic retribution

No. I don't care if you're using it. I said use it. I love all of the shows. It's getting to a point where I can't even keep up with all of them. I would love to get all list of all of the shows. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be watching...

Hym "But don't try to frame it as some kind of karmic retribution. That isn't what it is. I've sat here for an enitre year watching you toss up sandbags to try and divert the current into the river of karmic retribution as you project your profit motive and desire for attention on to me. If whoever that was would have kept their moth shut about 'a plagiarism' we wouldn't be here right now. What I was doing wouldn't have effected ANYONE. And now you don't like the effect it's had. And if you DO like the effect it's had, the 'effect' you're enjoying is 'at least 1 death child.' Is that YOUR karmic retribution? Is that KARMA Taylor? The dead kid that killed himself after watching the show where Tsugumi Ohba ripped a monologue off Urban Dictionary as an introduction to the show's final antagonist. Oh yes! I feel the karma! I can taste the irony! Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that my karmic retribution didn't effect me as much as it did that kid's parents."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Golden Retriever

A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever

"Who's that cute boy, sannie"
"My golden Retriever yunho"

by Ddeonghwadib August 9, 2023

Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".

GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."

by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023