organ recital

when people discuss their latest surgeries in great detail, common with older folk at social gatherings

I'm trying to enjoy my food at this restaurant, but those old ladies are making me vomit with their organ recital.

by napierman January 30, 2012

Hard Reset

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.

I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!

by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

Lambton Residence

A small, old, moldy motel, Now know as Lambton residence. You will often mistake it for a small prison to which dreams go to die. Now inhibited by county hicks, stoners and stuck up assholes in Paramedic, the student social life is really dead. If you expect any fun activities to be held at residence... don't.

Mary: oh where do you live?

Jake: I live in Lambton Residence.
Mary: oh..ew.

by heyo896753 March 22, 2020

self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

by jeff phillis August 7, 2020

Ohio resident

An Ohio resident is someone who acts like an NPC or acts in sparatic and strange ways.

"That person is such an Ohio resident"

by TwistedThe1 November 15, 2022

Big Red Reset Switch

The main power switch, often on computer equipment but applicable to any piece of equipment. Used to stop the system when all other control inputs have failed, often because of a system crash or lockup.

Tech 1: "Buggeration, we have the Blue Screen Of Death yet again !"

Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"

<Click>

<Click>

Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

east bumble gut residential

A rehab center in the middle of east bumble fuck for bumble guts and bobby's alike. These people are sent here because they can't stop smoking or doing drugs even for a month or two.

Crackhead 1: Bro, I can't believe Bobby is going to east bumble gut residential .
Crackhead 2: yea, we warned that fiend to stop smoking.

by East bobbygut June 7, 2018